Jelly Belly poll

[markjwilder]

[Poll #137416]

Comments

[jamespolk.livejournal.com]

All Jelly Bellies are shite.

This is because they are a member of the jelly bean family, and all jelly beans are shite.

[joeyhemlock.livejournal.com]

Whatever, SADDAM.

[(Anonymous)]

I mean this in the absolute nicest way possible. I fill out every one of your polls and they make me smile and feel warm on the inside.

Please use the ljcut. Do not take this as a criticism, I love your polls, they are funny and amusing as are you.

[missfran.livejournal.com]

There's no need to be so anonymous and nice. Joey likes to be treated like the bitch he is.

Joey you motherfucker, put this shit behind a cut tag before I beat your lily-white ass.

See?

[joeyhemlock.livejournal.com]

anything for the boobies.

[lucyshoe.livejournal.com]

I've never eaten a Jelly Belly so I abstained from section 1.

[joeyhemlock.livejournal.com]

BLASPHEMER!

[bristlesage.livejournal.com]

The Axis of Evil? Yeah, I actually used to drink Dr. Pepper through licorice all the time. I can only think that sizzling cinnamon would top off the combination nicely. I'm going to have to try it now.

[joeyhemlock.livejournal.com]

They'd be my three least favorite flavors. I hate Dr Pepper (no period, dammit!), Licorice isn't good as a bean, and I don't like cinnamon candy, expecially HOT cinnamon candy.

It's my recipe, I'll call it what I want! :)

[bristlesage.livejournal.com]

Mark. Lay off the sugar. I have no problem with the Axis of Evil name. And I'm sorry I made the period mistake. Now, just put down the Juicy Pears and I WILL EAT THEM ALLLLLLL!

Mmmm. Juicy Pear, truly the best Jelly Belly.

[laserkitty.livejournal.com]

I love that picture of you! :)

[joeyhemlock.livejournal.com]

I'm so pretty. :)

Re:

[laserkitty.livejournal.com]

It's pretty cute!

[eight-fifteen.livejournal.com]

You tried the Harry Potter jelly beans?

[vfc.livejournal.com]

"The Elvis" would totally have bacon in it.

[teehmar.livejournal.com]

I dunno, "Grilled Asparagus"? Does the Jelly Belly version cause stinky pee? (No, not Stinky Pete from Toy Story 2.)