markjwilder: (Grumpy Bed Head)
markjwilder ([personal profile] markjwilder) wrote2003-05-22 11:01 am

[identity profile] jamespolk.livejournal.com 2003-05-22 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
All Jelly Bellies are shite.

This is because they are a member of the jelly bean family, and all jelly beans are shite.

[identity profile] joeyhemlock.livejournal.com 2003-05-22 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever, SADDAM.

(Anonymous) 2003-05-22 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
I mean this in the absolute nicest way possible. I fill out every one of your polls and they make me smile and feel warm on the inside.

Please use the ljcut. Do not take this as a criticism, I love your polls, they are funny and amusing as are you.

[identity profile] missfran.livejournal.com 2003-05-22 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
There's no need to be so anonymous and nice. Joey likes to be treated like the bitch he is.

Joey you motherfucker, put this shit behind a cut tag before I beat your lily-white ass.

See?

[identity profile] joeyhemlock.livejournal.com 2003-05-22 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
anything for the boobies.

[identity profile] lucyshoe.livejournal.com 2003-05-22 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
I've never eaten a Jelly Belly so I abstained from section 1.

[identity profile] joeyhemlock.livejournal.com 2003-05-22 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
BLASPHEMER!

[identity profile] bristlesage.livejournal.com 2003-05-22 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
The Axis of Evil? Yeah, I actually used to drink Dr. Pepper through licorice all the time. I can only think that sizzling cinnamon would top off the combination nicely. I'm going to have to try it now.

[identity profile] joeyhemlock.livejournal.com 2003-05-22 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
They'd be my three least favorite flavors. I hate Dr Pepper (no period, dammit!), Licorice isn't good as a bean, and I don't like cinnamon candy, expecially HOT cinnamon candy.

It's my recipe, I'll call it what I want! :)

[identity profile] bristlesage.livejournal.com 2003-05-22 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
Mark. Lay off the sugar. I have no problem with the Axis of Evil name. And I'm sorry I made the period mistake. Now, just put down the Juicy Pears and I WILL EAT THEM ALLLLLLL!

Mmmm. Juicy Pear, truly the best Jelly Belly.

[identity profile] laserkitty.livejournal.com 2003-05-22 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
I love that picture of you! :)

Re:

[identity profile] laserkitty.livejournal.com 2003-05-22 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
It's pretty cute!

[identity profile] eight-fifteen.livejournal.com 2003-05-22 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
You tried the Harry Potter jelly beans?

[identity profile] vfc.livejournal.com 2003-05-22 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"The Elvis" would totally have bacon in it.

[identity profile] teehmar.livejournal.com 2003-05-22 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, "Grilled Asparagus"? Does the Jelly Belly version cause stinky pee? (No, not Stinky Pete from Toy Story 2.)