Cereal Killer

The following are the ten best breakfast cereals. Again, these are not just my opinion or anything, but they are cold, hard scientific certainties that cannot be credibly disputed.

1. BooBerry


2. Fruity Pebbles


3. Frosted Flakes


4. Cocoa Pebbles


5. Corn Pops


6. Crispex with lots of sugar


7. Cheerios with lots of sugar


8. Life


9. Lucky Charms


10. Froot Loops

Honorable mention to Cap'n Crunch (especially with CrunchBerries), which get high rating on taste and loooow rating on shred-the-hell-out-of-the-roof-of-your-mouth.

The worst breakfast cereals are Shredded Wheat (sometimes called "small bail of nasty strings that instantly get soggy in milk"), and Grape Nuts, which are good for yogurt or for getting traction in the snow in winter time, and not much else.

(I love Canada! Really!)

For gingy: The ten best Canadian breakfast cereals:

1. Cinnamon Poutaine Crunch


2. Maple Bark


3. Eskim-O's


4. Les Flakes du Quebecoise


5. Moosehead Pebbles


6. Raisin Bran, eh?


7. Jean Chretien Cereal


8. Sugar-Frosted Hockey Pucks


9. Alphabits (with extra u's)


10. Loonies. The coins. Because they're worth as much as a Froot Loop, you see.

And now, I have to go to lunch with the girl I'm seeing.

I wasn't going to say much, but we could use some happier news.

So, yeah, I'm sorta seeing this girl... And by sort of seeing, i mean seeing. Her name is Clare and I've liked her for a loooong time. In fact, here's an entry about her from almost two years ago. Finally she's come to her senses and realized how frickin' wunnerful i am. We hit it off at my company's formal year-end party last weekend, then went to dinner on Tuesday to talk about things and what we wanted out of life, and now we're seeing each other. Once we have a real date, I guess then we'll be dating. That'll be next Friday.

Needless to say, it's a good thing. We're all giggly and happy and stuff.