It's no hippo, but it's cute.

( Baaaaaaaaaby Giraffe. )

If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking the fire exit.

You might start seeing the re-designed nickels in your change soon. The changed the reverse of the coin (that's me being a coin snob; the front of the coin is called the "obverse" and the back is called the "reverse") to talk about the Louisiana Purchase instead of seeing Monticello. If you look really closely at the picture in the link, you'll see that the new design was done by nen. Or possibly San Francisco Giants relief pitcher Robb Nen.

My cat, Elsie Moo-Cow, is a tramp. She doesn't wear continental clothes or stetson hats. She's country; She's straight from the Georgia woods. She doesn't have a fat bankroll in her pocket -- she probably doesn't even have twenty-five cents. But she's a luh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-ver! (That's a matter of opinion, baby.)

The following are the greatest food-related items ever invented: The spoon-straw, the spork, the Moonpie™, Redi-Whip, and those popsicle sticks they used to have that were interlocking so you could build things out of them.

Mitch Hedburg had it right: They should make EasyCheese (you know, cheese from a can) glow in the dark just in case you have to apply it to a cracker at night. It's not like you have any product integrity to begin with. If you buy a room temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you won't get mad if it glows in the dark, too.