Status report

Front walk: Busted up.
House: Standing.
Concrete chunks: Awaiting removal.
Jackhammering: Not as fun as it looks.
Landcapers: Worth the price.
Concrete chunks: Still awaiting removal. They'll get used to it.
Awaiting: Really a word?
My back: STRONGLY protesting.

Plan for the rest of the day:

1. Dick around.
2. Eventually remove all that concrete.
3. Put down paver base.
4. Regret even trying this.
5. Return jackhammer.
6. Buy pavers.
7. Contemplate life.
8. Lay leveling sand.
9. Level leveling sand.
10. Install pavers.
11. Install side rail thingies.
12. Put down finishing sand.
13. Sweep up extra finishing sand.
14. Realize that it's 3am.
15. Cry a little.