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Dec. 8th, 2005
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Dec. 8th, 2005 04:49 pmI'm trying to decide what my best "I miss you" simile is. Kim's received two of my favorites: "I miss you like Paris Hilton misses tact" and "I miss you like Don King's hair misses being washed".
Team America had some good ones: "I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark when he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point."
What are some other good ones you can think of?
Team America had some good ones: "I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark when he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point."
What are some other good ones you can think of?