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Yesterday on the plane, I sat near one of those trendy Asian chicks with the blonded hair and the big glasses and the aloofness. I've decided that her particular category of people is my fourth least favorite, after animal abusers, Andie MacDowell fans, and the Irish, but still worse than of reality television contestants, businessmen and people who post not-well-thought-out entries to LJ in an effort to appear funny.

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Ten things that make me happy:

1. Moo-Cow, when she misses me a lot and purrs like a velociraptor when she sees me.
2. Buying things I don't need.
3. My iPod.
4. Playing fun board games.
5. Rainy nights.
6. Hockey, especially girls playing hockey.
7. Girls whose eyes get squinty when they smile.
8. Sumo wrestling on TV.
9. Finding money in my pocket that I didn't know was there.
10. Baby hippos. No, really.

As I have apparently pissed off half my friends list with my proclaimed-though-clearly-satiric hatred of the Irish, allow me to also state five good things about The Irish:

1. Nora-Jane Noone
2. Corned Beef
3. The Committments
4. Guinness
5. The accents.

But I still hate Celtic music, Notre Dame, and several other things that I'm best off not expressing..

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( My politics, as determined by 40 or so questions )