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As someone who loathes all holidays except Thanksgiving, Arbor Day and Kimmermas, let me just say that at least this one involves drinking and corned beef.

I wish it also involved Irish accents whispering in my ear. Where are you, Nora-Jane?

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Someone come watch The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas with me.  After we watch it through once, we'll review some of my favorite scenes again, like when Dom Deluise does his little angry dance during the titular song, or Charles Durning's hat twisties during "I Love To Dance a Little Sidestep" (and the way he delivers the line "I'll keep a watchful eye upon y'all", and we can see if you can guess my favorite of Miss Mona's girls.  Won't that be fun?  When it's over, we can do the same thing with Grease 2. You know you want a cool-ool-ool-ool rider. Then we can make out, because you'll be all worked up from 70's whores (and/or Burt Reynolds) and/or early-80's representations of early-60's greasers (and/or Adrian Zmed).

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"Now you see here, CJ: I don't give a damn if folks want their ass tickled with a feather. I'd kinda like to think that's what Heaven is all about."

Edited to add: "It behooves both the Jews and the A-rabs to settle their differences in a Christian manner."