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Today's going to suck. I can tell.

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Nancy voted no. How will you vote?  Also, I like the orange in the background of this userpic.

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When I was coming home from Minneapolis last week, I was in the line at the metal detector (or magnetometer, if you're in O'Hare) and I took off my belt as I always do, and I was moving all of my stuff from one table to another and my pants fell down around my knees. Now THAT sucked. At least I was wearing clean underwear.

And I always thought this was my saddest icon ever.

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Twenty things to make me happy:

1. Moo-Cow and her dvd. Or just Moo-Cow.
2. Baaaaaby Hippos. New-Age Quackery or not, they did indeed help.
3. Fuck what y'all think, my mixes are brilliant! And HappyHappy? Perfect.
4. $1000+ expense checks. Sure, it just my money they're paying back, but it's cool.
5. The Directions for taking care of Moo-Cow that I wrote.
6. This entry about becoming addicted to baaaaaby hippos.
7. The knowledge that somewhere... SOMEWHERE... there's a Gnome named Stan just waiting to make someone happy.
8. Naughty friends. There should be more of you.
9. Text messages.
10. It's SPRING! The best season of all! LOVE.
11. I got a new cassette adapter so I can listen to my iPod in my car and it WORKS, unlike that bitch of an old one that I had.
12. Gabe Kaplan, who used to be Mr. Kotter on Welcome Back Kotter, now plays poker comepetitively.
13. The word "spigot". Some people think it sounds dirty or bad or mean, but it's a great word. Where would we be without the spigot? I'll tell you where: PULLING OUR WATER OUT OF THE RIVER WITH BUCKETS.
14. The word "spigot" pronounced as if it were French. spee-DJOH.
15. Remember that poem I wrote about Stabby McForkineye? That was brilliant.
16. The short story Jon by George Saunders, and the person who sent it to me originally. Love.
17. Sunshine and lollipops.
18. Thomas Kinkade, the greatest artist who ever lived, provided that you like crap.
19. Faeries
20. Whatever. I ran out of steam after 16.

My GOD I'm bored.

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