Your Mission

Your task for the day is to tell me a story.  The theme of this story is "The [superlative] thing I've ever [past-tense verb].  For instance, it could be "The nastiest thing I've ever eaten" or "The weirdest thing I've ever had removed from rectum" or something like that.  For inspiration, here is The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Said.  I know shawnwrites often touts his masterwork "The Funniest Thing I've Ever Said" (I don't want to link it without his permission, so maybe he'll link it for us in the comments). 

Ready?  Set?  GO!

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I cannot find my glasses.  This is all the fault of the GW Bush administration.  Had the GOP's fiscal policy TRULY benefitted everyone and not just the super-rich, then I'd be able to afford the glasses with the global tracking device in 'em.  But because of that dolt, only those in the top 1/2% of income can afford those frames. 

It's also possible that Moo-Cow ate 'em.  But her fiscal plan is worrying, too.