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• THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW - Nothing.  Not even a smile.


• THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:  - Several Coke cans filled with a disgusting amount of disgustingly old cigarette butts, Half a bowl of Pad Kee Mow leftovers that'll be a yummy lunch tomorrow, Recently acquired tickets to see Stella (a comedy troupe made up of ex-members of "The State").


• THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE - Have children, get my name listed in the Internet Movie Database, find out if Nicole Kidman likes it up the butt.


• THREE GOOD WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY - goofy, caring, generous


• THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY - occasional self-loathing, severe lack of motivation to do anything worthwhile, penchant to say or do incredibly stupid things too often.


• THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY - My nose (although it's developed this small warty thing lately), calves, spleen. My spleen is so amazing, it's almost pornographic.  I feel dirty just talking about it.


• THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY - Excessive belly, lack of butt, cranky tummy.


• THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME - I prefer it cold in my apartment ( I think it's about 60 in here right now.  It's pretty hot in the summer, though, as I haven't any A/C).  When I was 15 or so, I (along with my brother and a friend) found just under $10k in a pile of old newspapers.  I think Cop Rock was a brilliant series and I would buy it on dvd if it were released.


• THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST - Indeed. I'd like to place an order for delivery. George W. Bush is a total fuckwad.


• THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY - Mark, Joey, Mike (my brother's name and the name I'm usually called by people who've just met me or forgotten my name).


• THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE HAD - JoeyHemlock, Blutoe, Fishy Dittmer

My current porn name is Moo-Cow Winona.

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I have an AMAZING craving for toast right now.  I think I might be chanelling Mitch Hedburg, who also loves toast.  Buttered white toast, either dipped in egg yolk from a fried egg or with grape jelly.  I just want toast, man!

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To add to your Netflix list, video store to-see list, or to take my word and go out and buy:

Rivers and Tides: Andy Goldsworthy Working With Time

It's an amazingly beautiful, astoundingly Zen documentary about an artist who makes art of nature.  The closest thing I can compare it to is Winged Migration (another amazing movie). You have to see it to understand.  Somebody back me up here?  Tonya? Anyone?