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You know what journal I like?  assmonkeydiary.  Nothing but pictures of girls butts.  NSFW, so NOMFL (not on my friends list), but I still enjoy checking in from time to time.

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Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.  Lay 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em!

COLD got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

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It looks like I'll be in Ann Arbor tomorrow on business. Yay?

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joeyhemlock: Yes, flank steak is very good.  Now please get over it.
esprix: I was just laying down some beats yesterday.  Clearly you just need to be around more often.
your_new_cuckoo: I haven't seen it yet, but I plan to.  Soon, my pet.  Soon.  And I miss you, too.
elenfair: I'm travelling like crazy lately, and Minnesota's in my territory, so I bet I'll be there in the next few months...  We could dance and laugh and not make out.  It'll be grand.  Also, you're cute as heck, and I mean that.
huskerdude1: I don't know.  I must have missed it (the perils of having 120 friends to read, and an increasingly small time (oooh! and oxymoron!) in which to read them.  Add me, bitch.
capriciousflirt: Little girls in sundresses picking flowers or doing some other activity with a serious frame of mind, and Elsie Moo-Cow being afraid of my hockey stick.
eight_fifteen: Come here and I'll make you feel like you're the most beautiful woman on the planet (made easier by the fact that you're at least top ten on your worst day).
tabbourjeois: That's a great recipe.  I miss the place that was by my old place of employment.  They had some yummy baklava.
sperfur: Prove it (you expected anything else?).
crankyasanoldman: I don't like cinnamon candy of any variety, so youcan have 'em.  And yay for Dolph Lundgren Jean-Claude Van Damme!
harliqwynn: Mmmmmm, send me some for coming up with the idea!
theuglyvolvo: I don't know whether to be disgusted or turned on.  This is actually not that rare of a conundrum for me, though.

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I just did a couple of memes that I found.  The first one told me that I was going to meet Mark Paul Gosslear and he'd bring handcuffs and we'd talk about politics and end up getting married.  The next one told me that Spongebob Squarepants wants to bang me 178 times.  The third one said that if JoeyHemlock was a bar, mannyvision would buy round for everyone, sperfur would be the bartender, just_a_chick_03 would be the bouncer, pucette would be playing pool, captn_midnight would be doing body shots (while using her old name), and... Eh, here, look for yourself.

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resilience: If I had those powers, you're the first one I'd use 'em for.
_eirinn_: Yay! And yay again! I think the same of you.  Plus you're cute, so that's even more good about you.
geobabe1: Then I love you even more. You're good people, and this, too, shall pass.

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hamadryad: At least you're boring with boobs.  They give you SOME degree of interestingness. :)
shannystalker: WHO SAID THAT?  HELLO?