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I saw The Brown Bunny.  It's an hour-twenty of, well, not much surrounding ten minutes of sex scene.  I would like Chloe Sevingy to suck me off.  Actually, I'd like anyone to suck me off, even moreso if I don't have to pay cash for it, which is almost the point that I'm too.

Has any other Oscar™-nominated actress been seen giving head onscreen before (and Meryl Streep doesn't count since she was sucking off a horse).  Especially AFTER the nomination; I thought the whole point of being nominated for an Oscar™ was that you didn't have to suck cock to get a part anymore.  Just kidding of course.  I actually have high respect for Ms. Sevigny because she seems to honestly care about taking interesting roles and not just acting for cash.  And she's oddly alluring.

The ten coolest people I can think of right now:

1. Abe Vigoda


2. Gonzo The Great


3. John C. Reilly 


4. Sarah Silverman


5. Bill Murray


6. David Cross


7. Barack Obama


8. Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.


9. Toshiro Mifune


10. Chazz Palminteri and/or Joe Mantegna

The Ghettobillies were right when they said that "it's never gonna get any better than this".  It'd be a lot more comforting if "it" was better than it is, but it's not and it's not going to be (hence the lyric).  I'm never going to be a screenwriter or a voice artist.  I'm going to be an engineer working for the man forever.  And Zoey Deschanel or Neve Campbell or Maggie Gyllenhaal are never going to even meet me, much less ever fall for my charming wit, much less marry me and have my kids, much less have a lesbian three-way while I watch.  On the extrememly off chance they do meet me, they'll think I'm a just a friendly fat guy who trips over his tongue and has a cute-in-a-creepy-way crush.  The sooner i realize this, the sooner I can get on with living and dying.

At least I'll have Moo-Cow.  She'll always love me (or someone else who gives her food and skritches).

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Who's peeking out from under the stairway, calling the name that's lighter than air?  Who's bending down to give me a rainbow?

Who's tripping down the streets of the city, smiling at everybody she sees?  Who's reaching out to capture a moment?

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I'm making a new mix trilogy.  It will consist of a country-esque mix called "Yee-Haw", a cheesy 60's-70's mix (Think Afternoon Delight, Chevy Van, Midnight at the Oasis) tentatively called "Peace, Man", and a old-school radio-rap mix called "Kick It".  I'm currently gathering songs for the middle one.  if you can think of a better title for it, let me know.  I was considering "Fromage des Hippies", but it doesn't fit with the titling theme (something that the makers of the music might be stereotyped as saying) and it's Babelfishian grammar and I don't know if it's right.

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I'll see your flank steak and raise you a flügelhorn.

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