Happy Birthday!

My baby niece kateiojd turns 12 today, so let's all...

wait. let me check my math...

TWENTY? SHE'S TWENTY? Holy shit... I'm... OLD!

Happy birthday, Kate. Go find yourself a nice Spanish boy to make out with. BUT NOTHING MORE. JUST MAKING OUT.

Stolen from someone via joonie via rue.

So, say you were meeting a new person - blind date, new friend, who knows. And you wanted them to have some idea of what kind of person you are, and who you are. But you can't actually tell them in so many words. Instead, you have to give them a box, with a dozen things in it for them to ponder over.

What would you put in the box? No cheating - you're not allowed to include things such as links to your livejournal.
( Look in Joey's Box )

Two important things:

I never ever thought I'd say this, but these mozzarella sticks aren't very good. *hangs head*

Top Ten most evil non-human things ever:

1. The Pontiac Aztek


2. Peas


3. The writings of Ernest Hemingway


4. Sweet Tea


5. Corona "beer"


6. Lithuania


7. Reality television


8. Dr Pepper


9. Professional basketball


10. The barium enema

Television

The following is a list of the twelve greatest television shows of all time. It is not an opinion; it is cold, hard fact and cannot be reputed by any credible means.

The Greatest Television Shows in History

1. Sports Night


2. Six Feet Under


3. The State


4. Mr. Show


5. NYPD Blue


6. Coupling (the UK version, dillhole)


7. Card Sharks


8. Cop Rock


9. Iron Chef


10. The Bullwinkle Show


11. Good Eats


12. The Simpsons

Honorable Mentions: The Frugal Gourmet, The Match Game, Julia and Jacques Cooking at Home, Tenacious D, Clerks, Malcolm in the Middle, The Office, Errol Morris' First Person.

Newer Shows with Potential: Arrested Development, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Significant Others (yes, it starts today. I'm excited. Sue me.), Keen Eddie. I'm becoming a Bravo Whore™.

The Worst Shows in Television History

• Full House


• Any contrived reality television, especially Fear Factor, Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire/Midget/Obnoxious guy/gay guy/horse/head of bok choy, Big Brother/Real World/Survivor, Celebrity Boxing, Blind Date, &c...


• The O'Reilly Factor/ The Rush Limbaugh Show


• America's Funniest Home Videos


• Friends