Booger

Fifteen Word Movie Reviews: (all ratings out of four stars)
House of Sand and Fog: Depressing? Yes, but then isn't life sometimes? Didn't take sides, great performances, Jennifer Connelly's boobs. Four Stars
The Cooler: Gives a whole 'nother perspective at "getting lucky". Another great movie. Macy and Baldwin were great. Four Stars

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And I don't care what you say, Jennifer Connely is fucking beautiful. Oh my God.

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My posse, if I had one, would be: David Cross (the funny one), Zooey Deschanel (the pretty one), Sarah Silverman (the sassy one (who also happens to be pretty)), Steve Yzerman (the quiet one), Mitch Hedburg (the drugged one), Jack Black (the crazy one), The Ghost of Billy Barty (the enforcer), and Jerry Mathers (the beaver).

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This is me, begging for comments.

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"Y'all" is a perfectly acceptable word. I encourage its use. But "all y'all" is just stupid. Don't be a hick.

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My current favorite...
...song? - Car Crash by Blissfield and Haley's Waitress by Fountains of Wayne
...food? - Mochi ice cream
...tv show? - Animal Precinct and Good Eats
...scent? - Whatever
...quote? - "I hope life's not just a big joke, because I don't get it." - Jack Handey

Metric System IQ test

[Poll #237715]

Bloop.

You see, a fifth is 750 milliliters. So a fifth and a third would be a liter. I'm clever.

And I screwed up the other clever joke, where I said "If I had half of [a radian], I'd be right", but you have to have pi/2 radians to be right (pi/2 radians = 90° which would make a right angle, you see).

Fuck it, it's Friday.