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Dec. 1st, 2003
Bloobity Blah Flackenstacker
Dec. 1st, 2003 10:51 amHello people. I'm sleepy. Mostly due to lack of sleep. If you took my poll and chose the Coca-Cola, Cat, and Nap options, you're a winner! Scrabble with hookers was on SATURDAY night. that was a trick answer.
I talked to my 2nd recruiter for a little while this morning. I now have opportunities at three places, although the recruiter-less one isn't getting back in touch with me, so maybe they're not interested, which is surprising because they SHOULD be. I'm fabulous. Everyone should want to hire me. I hope SOMEONE does, because I've put an awful lot of time here into not getting things done, and if I have to keep working here then it's going to suck.
I downloaded lots of Ween this weekend (and some porn, but that goes without saying, even though I said it, but if I didn't then you might not know that it went without saying, which implies that maybe it DOESN'T go without saying and in fact REQUIRES saying, so actually I should have just said "I downloaded Ween and Porn" or even "I downloaded Ween and also, for those who might not realize it, I also downloaded porn because I like to watch porn and the best porn is free porn" but that isn't altogether true either because a lot of free porn isn't very good at all). I like Ween. I downloaded a lot of live stuff. I downloaded the three-CD Live from Stubbs' set (including the 36 minute version of L.M.L.y.P.* that I'm listening now), and a concert from Toronto that I haven't listened to yet. I really enjoyed the Ween show I went to and I can't wait for them to come back to town or for their dvd to come out.
I love Libby Hoeler. She's a University of Wisconsin student who did some webcam strip-teases for her boyfriend (to "I Touch Myself", "Let's Get It On", and others). I love watching amateur girls. And it's so sexy. She in particular is extra-sexy. I wish *I* were her boyfriend and she was dancing for me. Le sigh. If you go to your local file-sharing program and search for "Libby Hoeler" you'll find her. BUT SHE'S MINE, BITCH! I'LL CUT YOU! I'LL FLIP YOU FER REAL!
Oh, on the nerve.com dating front, I'm now 0-for-12 on replies. NOT EVEN A SINGLE GIRL HAS WRITTEN ME BACK. It's just not my forte. I'll never find a girl that way. I need to meet 'em live and win them over with my charm, wit, and -- if all else fails -- some of that date-rape drug. JUST KIDDING! About the date-rape drug that is. I'd never. But the wit and charm part is true, right? RIGHT?
I've run out of things to talk about.
*L.M.L.y.P. is "Let Me Lick Your Pussy", a Prince-inspired tune that includes some Shockadelica rapping. Pretend you care.
Edited to add: I SAID TO PRETEND LIKE YOU CARE, MOTHERFUCKERS! HOP TO IT!
I talked to my 2nd recruiter for a little while this morning. I now have opportunities at three places, although the recruiter-less one isn't getting back in touch with me, so maybe they're not interested, which is surprising because they SHOULD be. I'm fabulous. Everyone should want to hire me. I hope SOMEONE does, because I've put an awful lot of time here into not getting things done, and if I have to keep working here then it's going to suck.
I downloaded lots of Ween this weekend (and some porn, but that goes without saying, even though I said it, but if I didn't then you might not know that it went without saying, which implies that maybe it DOESN'T go without saying and in fact REQUIRES saying, so actually I should have just said "I downloaded Ween and Porn" or even "I downloaded Ween and also, for those who might not realize it, I also downloaded porn because I like to watch porn and the best porn is free porn" but that isn't altogether true either because a lot of free porn isn't very good at all). I like Ween. I downloaded a lot of live stuff. I downloaded the three-CD Live from Stubbs' set (including the 36 minute version of L.M.L.y.P.* that I'm listening now), and a concert from Toronto that I haven't listened to yet. I really enjoyed the Ween show I went to and I can't wait for them to come back to town or for their dvd to come out.
I love Libby Hoeler. She's a University of Wisconsin student who did some webcam strip-teases for her boyfriend (to "I Touch Myself", "Let's Get It On", and others). I love watching amateur girls. And it's so sexy. She in particular is extra-sexy. I wish *I* were her boyfriend and she was dancing for me. Le sigh. If you go to your local file-sharing program and search for "Libby Hoeler" you'll find her. BUT SHE'S MINE, BITCH! I'LL CUT YOU! I'LL FLIP YOU FER REAL!
Oh, on the nerve.com dating front, I'm now 0-for-12 on replies. NOT EVEN A SINGLE GIRL HAS WRITTEN ME BACK. It's just not my forte. I'll never find a girl that way. I need to meet 'em live and win them over with my charm, wit, and -- if all else fails -- some of that date-rape drug. JUST KIDDING! About the date-rape drug that is. I'd never. But the wit and charm part is true, right? RIGHT?
I've run out of things to talk about.
*L.M.L.y.P. is "Let Me Lick Your Pussy", a Prince-inspired tune that includes some Shockadelica rapping. Pretend you care.
Edited to add: I SAID TO PRETEND LIKE YOU CARE, MOTHERFUCKERS! HOP TO IT!
Someone remind me that Elsie and I have a vet appointment at 10am on Saturday at the Cat Hospital of Chicago (Dr. Ewald), huh?
Also, Chicago peeps, don't forget that it's Tributosaurus doing Elvis Costello this week. Wednesday, 12/03/03 at Martyrs' on Lincoln just south of Irving Park. Anyone? Anyone? Nancy-Kyla, want to split a cab or something so I can get semi-blotto?
(Also: Brother Brother will be playing at Martyrs' on Jan. 2... Will anyone be around for that? I'm not even sure that I will...)
Also, Chicago peeps, don't forget that it's Tributosaurus doing Elvis Costello this week. Wednesday, 12/03/03 at Martyrs' on Lincoln just south of Irving Park. Anyone? Anyone? Nancy-Kyla, want to split a cab or something so I can get semi-blotto?
(Also: Brother Brother will be playing at Martyrs' on Jan. 2... Will anyone be around for that? I'm not even sure that I will...)