フォークは私の目にある!

The word of the day is itchy. As in hair growing back AND tattoo scabbing. I want nothing more than to scratch until I bleed. the more I think about it, the worse it gets.

I was at White Hen Pantry (think 7-11 minus the Slurpees and plus a bad deli) this morning buying Del Monte pre-packaged fruit, and You've Got a Friend was on the speakers. I was singing along, and not to disturbed to be singing along because it's kinda cheesy, but it's a nice sentiment and all... The a Phil Collins song came on, and I caught myself singing along with that. If I had a fork, it would have been in my eye. Die Gabel ist in meinem Auge! La forcella è nel mio occhio! La fourchette est dans mon oeil! Hate. Phil Collins is the devil. I would rather listen to Dave Matthews and Natalie Merchant sing the hits of Billy Ray Cyrus with Mariah Carey and Billy Barty on background vocals for an HOUR than hear a single Phil Collins song. I hereby give Phil Collins The Gas Face™.

The Gas Face™ is a registered trademark of MC Serch, Prime Minister Pete Nice, and 3rd Bass Enterprises.

Voices in my head pants.

I was trying to compose my All-Voice Squad (i.e. Lust List based on voice), and I'm having problems with the thinking. In the Vocal Quality Subset, the field is led by my future wife Zooey Deschanel, and Neve Campbell also has a great voice. In the Accent Subset, pretty much anyone with an accent rules. If Kimmerly or Francesca were celebrities, they'd win. :) I like Scottish/Irish accents, and Italian, and posh British accents, and French (saw Swimming Pool last night, Staci. We'll talk!), and Scandinavian (not soda, who has no accent, though I love her for a bunch of other reasons). So, anyway, help me:

[Poll #164853]

Every time Dirty Fingernails by Modest Mouse comes on my MP3 list, I think it's 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover, even though I don't have the latter on my PC (unfortunately).

Movie questions...

[Poll #164906]

By the way, this poll came about because someone said "you've got no place to go", and that always reminds me of Michael J. Fox and Joan Jett. And then Bill Murray reminded me of the movie that's coming up.