フォークは私の目にある!
Aug. 5th, 2003 10:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
markjwilderThe word of the day is itchy. As in hair growing back AND tattoo scabbing. I want nothing more than to scratch until I bleed. the more I think about it, the worse it gets.
I was at White Hen Pantry (think 7-11 minus the Slurpees and plus a bad deli) this morning buying Del Monte pre-packaged fruit, and You've Got a Friend was on the speakers. I was singing along, and not to disturbed to be singing along because it's kinda cheesy, but it's a nice sentiment and all... The a Phil Collins song came on, and I caught myself singing along with that. If I had a fork, it would have been in my eye. Die Gabel ist in meinem Auge! La forcella è nel mio occhio! La fourchette est dans mon oeil! Hate. Phil Collins is the devil. I would rather listen to Dave Matthews and Natalie Merchant sing the hits of Billy Ray Cyrus with Mariah Carey and Billy Barty on background vocals for an HOUR than hear a single Phil Collins song. I hereby give Phil Collins The Gas Face™.
The Gas Face™ is a registered trademark of MC Serch, Prime Minister Pete Nice, and 3rd Bass Enterprises.
I was at White Hen Pantry (think 7-11 minus the Slurpees and plus a bad deli) this morning buying Del Monte pre-packaged fruit, and You've Got a Friend was on the speakers. I was singing along, and not to disturbed to be singing along because it's kinda cheesy, but it's a nice sentiment and all... The a Phil Collins song came on, and I caught myself singing along with that. If I had a fork, it would have been in my eye. Die Gabel ist in meinem Auge! La forcella è nel mio occhio! La fourchette est dans mon oeil! Hate. Phil Collins is the devil. I would rather listen to Dave Matthews and Natalie Merchant sing the hits of Billy Ray Cyrus with Mariah Carey and Billy Barty on background vocals for an HOUR than hear a single Phil Collins song. I hereby give Phil Collins The Gas Face™.
The Gas Face™ is a registered trademark of MC Serch, Prime Minister Pete Nice, and 3rd Bass Enterprises.
