MY Friday Five

1. Would you rather have no Friday Five, or seventeen seperate Friday Fives? - I'd rather have none, thankyouverymuch.


2. What's the funniest thing you've said today? In the Can people smoke marijuana and still do well in school? I said:

   No, this is not possible. You'll be trying to write a paper and all of a sudden your PC will go beep beep beepbeepbeepbeepbeep and you'll be, like, ungh? It will have DEVOURED your paper. It was a really good paper. And then you'll write it again and it won't be as good. It'll be, like ... ... ... a bummer.

   Too bad the fuckwad stoners were too burnt out to catch my humor.


3. But aren't you being kind of snarky and evil? - SO WHAT IF I AM? CAN IT WITH THE JUDGEMENTS, TWAT!


4. "Snarky" kinda makes you feel all funny inside, doesn't it? - Yeah... OH, I can't stay mad at you! C'mon, let's smooch!


5. What have you learned today? - That I am clearly one of the most creative people on the planet right now.