The oddest survey I've ever completed (for FRAN)

What's with that whole outfit anyway? - I know that you're supposed to wear a SUIT to an interview, but I don't have a suit. So I wore a nice Shirt-Tie and Dress Coat combo. Same thing I wore in this picture, right down to the same tie. I look good.

If you got funky contact lenses, what colour/pattern would they be? - Plaid in the Wallace tartan.

If you'd ever played the Sims, do you like the pretty houses bit or the Ultimate Power Of Life and Death bit? - Never played The Sims. If I did, I'd be all about making them hump and/or die. It I could make them die from humping, well that'd be bliss.

Do you love me now that I can dance? - I do. And I love you if you can't dance.

Do you run with scissors? - Sometimes I do, when I want to live on the edge. Put a leash on me, I'm a WILD MAN!

Look out the window. Can you see me? - I believe that your titties are visible from space, no?

What would be your perfect chair? - It would be perfect if you, Frannie, would use my FACE as a chair. This offer also available to Wicky, kt, slvy, sapphy, rasa, etc.

Do you really think you can get away with those pants? - I'm not wearing pants anymore.

What does it sound like when doves cry? - Doves don't cry.

What is your favourite hat? - Any one that is fitted for my giant size 8 noggin.

What's the best thing you made as a child? - I wrote a book called "Boopy Balloon" that was kick-ass.

Mushrooms. Yes or no? - You betcha!

Am I your best friend tick Yes or No - Frannie is more than just my best friend, she's my soulmate. Or fuck-bunny. I can never keep that straight.