Gimme that Christian Side Hug!

I discovered that there are people out there who think that "front hugging" is immoral. It could lead to temptation or clothed genital contact they say. They think that the better alternative is a temptation-free Christian Side Hug. And you know what? That's fine. It's okay if you think that. I think you're coo-coo-go-nuts in your head brain, but you're entitled to think that.

But it is NOT OKAY for three white boys to dress up like Tupac and rap about the joys of the CSH. NO, YOU ARE NOT A ROUGH RIDER.