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There is a Wikipedia article about cooties. This makes me happy. Apparently you can get it by square-dancing.

The raping of my childhood memories

So I've kinda been YouTubing schoolhouse rocks episodes and I was thinking of making a list of my favorite covers of SR episodes when I came across this gem by some hot Greek chick called Elena Paparizou, which instantly vaults to the bottom to become the official WORST COVER OF A SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKS EPISODE EVER.

( The song (with a video of photos of the singer) )