Facing the music.

I think I'm going to go get all of my hair cut off tonight. Well, not ALL of my hair, but most of it. It sucks, because I like my crazy professor hair and my unnecessarily long sideburns. I think they suit my overwhelmingly large noggin. But the problem is that I am rapidly going bald, and my crazy hair makes it look like I'm trying to hide the bald.

So, to prevent sliding into the black-hole of the comb-over, it goes away tonight. I guess that I'll just have normal-person hair, which will inevitably lead to normal-person sideburns. Only my ridiculous glasses will remain to keep me from looking like a normal everyday fat dude.

At least the John Popper references will come less frequently. Possibly.