Back-checking (double meaning!)
May. 20th, 2008 02:59 pmI'm sure you're all terribly concerned about my back pain. Here's the update:
The entire weekend was spent laying down for me. I only got up to smoke and pee, pretty much. Incidentally, it was excruciatingly painful to sit down on the toilet, so my body must have recognized that because I didn't poop once over the weekend, which is a rarity for me.
Sunday, all three Pirates of the Carribean movies were on Starz HD, so that was good.
Yesterday, I went to the doctor. He diagnosed me with a rare medical condition known in the New England Journal of Medicine as "a bad back". He game me muscle relaxers (chlorzoxazone) and pain killers (tramadol/acetominophen). Unfortuately, neither one of these induces a particularly high amount of loopiness, so I wasn't told to take a week off of work. I did get my boss to agree to keep me in the Chicago area for the week, though.
In other news, my Detroit Red Wings will be playing the Pittsburgh Penguins for the Stanley Cup starting on Saturday night. It should be a good series. The Wings haven't seen quite the offense that Pittsburgh offers with Crosby, Hossa, and Malkin, but the Pens haven't seen a defense half as good as Detroit's (with it's own offensive power). And both teams have hot goalies. They say that defense wins championships, and if that's the case then Detroit should be okay. I like Detroit in six, depending on a lot of factors (injuries can always change that). I hope they get Franzen back, because they could use him in front of the net. With McCarty's constant march to the penalty box last night, I think he'd be the one to sit. I also hope that Chelios either gets healthy or gets lost because he looked lousy in game five. I'll take Lilja.
The entire weekend was spent laying down for me. I only got up to smoke and pee, pretty much. Incidentally, it was excruciatingly painful to sit down on the toilet, so my body must have recognized that because I didn't poop once over the weekend, which is a rarity for me.
Sunday, all three Pirates of the Carribean movies were on Starz HD, so that was good.
Yesterday, I went to the doctor. He diagnosed me with a rare medical condition known in the New England Journal of Medicine as "a bad back". He game me muscle relaxers (chlorzoxazone) and pain killers (tramadol/acetominophen). Unfortuately, neither one of these induces a particularly high amount of loopiness, so I wasn't told to take a week off of work. I did get my boss to agree to keep me in the Chicago area for the week, though.
In other news, my Detroit Red Wings will be playing the Pittsburgh Penguins for the Stanley Cup starting on Saturday night. It should be a good series. The Wings haven't seen quite the offense that Pittsburgh offers with Crosby, Hossa, and Malkin, but the Pens haven't seen a defense half as good as Detroit's (with it's own offensive power). And both teams have hot goalies. They say that defense wins championships, and if that's the case then Detroit should be okay. I like Detroit in six, depending on a lot of factors (injuries can always change that). I hope they get Franzen back, because they could use him in front of the net. With McCarty's constant march to the penalty box last night, I think he'd be the one to sit. I also hope that Chelios either gets healthy or gets lost because he looked lousy in game five. I'll take Lilja.