Jimmy Kimmel'd Response to Matt and Sarah

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Remember when Sarah Silverman did that video on Kimmel's show where she touted that she was fucking Matt Damon? Well Jimmy wasn't going to take that lying down. As he says in this star-studded video, if you steal something he loves, he's going to steal something you love...

Semi-NSFW. Dirty words (and lots of 'em)are beeped out.

Sick

I think I'm coming down with a cold, too. Just in time for my TWO international trips in the next week (Toronto and Germany). Yay! At least I have a WHOLE DAY to try to beat it.

I can't wait to go to Germany, but also I really don't want to go to Germany because I love my snuggly girlfriend so much and I don't want to miss her. So that sucks.