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I want to write a screenplay where some grizzled old curling coach goes against the advice of The American Curling Council (and their stubborn President, who has a mustache) and puts together a team of has-beens and wannabes to form a rag-tag curling team that no one thinks is any good, but which through a series of odd training drills and great teamwork beats The New York Yankees (or possibly the New York Yankees of curling, which i think is the Canadians). And best of all, it's completely non-formulaic.

I'm also going to write the screenplay in one sentence, just like I wrote the above treatment.