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I just spent a little over $300 on stuff I "needed" for my trip to Germany. I DID need most of it. I didn't have a big suitcase!

Did I mention I'm going to Germany?

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The janitor for my apartment building just said, "You know the old saying; You can't teach an old horse new tricks in the middle of the stream and make him drink." I think he meant it, too.

There's mixing metaphors, and then there's pureeing metaphors.