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Wheee! It's morning! I'm all restless today.

I need to lose weight, and as part of this I have... BOUGHT A SCALE. Not a big deal to most people, I know, but I have never owned a scale. Two reasons for this: I'm scared of them, and most of the scales in the world don't support a man of my... stature. I've always thought that it's better to ignore weight and go by how your clothes fit or something, but fuck that. I need some sort of motivation, being the lazy man that I am. We'll see if I can get statistics involved somehow.

Or maybe the scale will be a wasted investment, like those pens I bought that don't work, or the bad porn that I never watch, or the Hoity-Toity game. Hope not, though.

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Oh, and there's a new comedy show on HBO called Extras produced and starring Ricky Gervais, the guy from BBC's The Office. I've seen the first episode and I like it, generally. I'm sure it'll take a couple episodes to get going though. But this episode had two great things: First, it guest-starred Kate Winslet, whom I've always lusted for. Not only that, but it had Kate Winslet talking dirty, which is just plain hot. Secondly, it mentioned Wokingham, which is where Frannie is from. And if there's a Brit that I love more than Kate Winslet, it's Frannie.

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I also want to mention that Arrested Development cracks my ass up (see? there's a crack!). Next week features Scott Baio as a lawyer named Bob Loblaw, which is pronounced "Blah Blah Blah". And there's imoscar.com. Why can't it be on every day?

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I like rain, I like ham, I like you.
You're around, you're right here, so you'll do.
I want to tell you how much I love your mind, but it simply isn't true.