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I am going to move to New Mexico and start an alpaca farm. Except for the NM part. And the alpaca farm part.

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You know what I like? Wrapping myself in tape. I found a roll of blue painter's masking tape and in the last few days I've been wrapping up. First my ankle, then my fingers, and I just had my left hand looking like a club. I should try my elbow; that'd be hard. My favorite tape is vinyl electrical tape, which has a nice stretch and stuff. It's the best, but it goes quickly, They should make a two-inch wide version. Scotch tape is the worst, but duct tape is no picnic either.


I like the show House M.D. I can't believe the guy who plays House is Hugh Laurie, who's a foppish English actor and I can't believe is this good. It's a good show.

Also, I want to sleep with the girl from the crappy Bust-A-Move Old Navy tunic commercial.