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Happy Valentine's Day to all my little fucknuggets!

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if you're hankering for something pretty to look at today, I give you Scarlett Johansson Knee Porn, which is 100% work safe and oddly tantalizing.  My favorite is the one in the green dress standing in front of the wood-paneled wall.

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I know that I said on Saturday night that the key to a successful love life was by following the example of Grease 2, but now I realize that's a stupid idea.

The REAL SECRET to long-term love is to get a strange and unusual plant at the local Chinese florist just after a total eclipse of the sun, and then use said plant to save the fate of the Skid Row florist which employs you.  Bonus points if you name the plant after your crush. 

It fool-proof!  How can it not work?

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Ah, Valentine's Day evening.  I'm spending it updating an online personal, since it's been amazingly ineffective.  I'm guessing that answering the question "More About Who I'm Looking For" question with "someone with very low standards" isn't going to get a lot of nibbles, is it?  I'm going back to my ice cream answer.

( The Ice Cream Answer )

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Here's my Nerve profile.  The pictures aren't great, because I don't take very good pictures.  And, not to be self-deprecating or anything, but I think that I won't ever get a lot of online personal responses because I'm not the prettiest boy on the planet.  But once people get to know me, they find out that I'm a big ol' ball of sexy hunkiness.  It's a shame, really, that most of the girls won't know what they're missing out on.  Or on what they're missing out, if you want the awkward-but-not-ending-in-a-preposition version.

Edited to add: It's a bad sign when spell-check mocks you. Spell-check wanted me to call myslef a "big ol' ball of sexy chunkiness", which, while true, isn't very nice.