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The truths and lies of the statements in my last post:

1. My brother and I once found ~$10,000 cash in a stack of old newspapers.
- True, though there was a friend involved as well.  We got a nice reward and were on the local news.

2. I have eaten goose feet.
- On multiple occasions, in Taiwan.

3. I chose both the brand of cigarettes I smoke and the shampoo that I use because an old crush of mine smoked/used the same brands.
- Totally true.  I crush hard.

4. I once saw six full-length movies in the theater in one day.
- Nope.  I've done five movies twice and four movies countless times, but never six.

5. I have held a monkey.
- Nope, though I've had the opportunity.

6. I once got my vehicle stuck in a snowbank when it was freezing raining (is that grammatically correct?) and I was wearing bedroom slippers instead of shoes.
- Totally true.  It was at a movie theater near Flint, Michigan, and my buddy Chris was with me.  The theater was closed by the time I got stuck, and we had to walk (in the freezing rain, in bedroom slippers) to phone fraternity brothers to bail us out.

7. My favorite pizza is pepperoni and olive.
- I don't like olives.  I prefer pepperoni and mushrooms.

8. The only A I got in my high school art class was for a pencil drawing of the Pope.
- True.  I was very proud of myself.

9. I have recorded a radio ad.
- True, for a school funding proposal when I was a high school senior.  It didn't pass.

10. I once saw former NFL field-goal kicker Eddie Murray drop kick a basketball full-court through the hoop.
- Nope, I saw him try a few times when some members of the Detroit Lions played our high school faculty at basketball.  He came really close, but he never made it.

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Oh, and I might have to fly to North Carolina tomorrow.  I don't know WHERE in North Carolina yet, but I bet that it'll be somewhere that's far away from Zetter, because the company hates me like that.

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I WANT A HOUSE HIPPO!

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I don't feel well.

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BTW, it's confirmed that on the first regualr episode of Iron Chef America, Rick Bayless will indeed battle Bobby Flay.  I doubt Bayless will win, due to Flay's experience in the venue and that i'm not sure they'd start off the series with an Iron Chef going down, but I hold hope that he does, indeed, moider Flay.

Debut is Sunday at 8pm in Chicago (9pm in the East)