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The simpsons episode where Homer is cursed by a fortune teller and ends up battling a leprechaun... and it makes me think of duckcolombe.  Do the dance, Dave!  Ya-cha-cha-cha.

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I had another brilliant idea today.  It's an alarm system.  In order to ensure that it gets turned on correctly, it will be triggered by motion sensors.  If they detect no motion, then the alarm will automatically arm.  The trouble with alarm systems, however, is all the false alarms that happen.  So my system will automatically disarm whenever it senses motion.  It's an idea that no one can find fault with.