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Humans rule.  Dolphins can SUCK IT.

I was going to say something of more substance, but I haven't anything to say (not that it's stopped me before).  I bought two packs of smokes a couple nights ago, and I got a free lighter with it.  It's cool, and totally worth the lung cancer.

I wonder what I want for lunch and/or dinner.

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Anyone up for The Ghettobillies at Wise Fool's on Wednesday night?

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I've had two brilliant ideas in the last couple days.  Well, one idea and one, um, realization.

The realization is that rainbows are evil.  I realized it while listening to a cover of "The Rainbow Connection" by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (thanks, juniper200) and the line came "Rainbows are visions...".  I realized that I've been mishearing it all this time.  The line is actually "rainbows are viscious".  Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?  Rainbows are viscious and it's no illusion that rainbows won't stop 'til you've died.  Go ahead and look for the pot of gold... IF YOU DARE.

The brilliant idea will be the game that sweeps the intellectual set for generations to come:  3-D Scrabble.  Imagine 15 layers of Scrabble boards, with words going either back-to-front, left-to-right, or top-to-bottom.  And 15 times the tiles!  (Aw man, I got all E's AGAIN!).  And just when everyone has bought it, I'll introduce the Deluxe turntable version, and when everyone has that, I'll make 3-D SUPER scrabble. Twenty-one levels of Scrabbly goodness.