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The E-Mics are opening for Tributosaurus tomorrow, so I shall be there. I haven't see the E-Mics in far too long.

I went to the zoo yesterday with vfc (she's got a few amazing pics from the experience here (edited: and here!)). I saw HIPPOS! and an AARDVARK! and WALRI! The Aardvark was my favorite, though he didn't move around much. But, still, who doesn't love Aardvarks? I'll tell you who doesn't love aardvarks: Satan, Osama bin Laden, Carrot Top, The New York Yankees, and Celine Dion.

Oh, I also saw Baaaaaaaaaaaaaby Polar Bear (named Payton. He was a bundle of fun), Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby Giraffe and Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby Black Rhino. Yay for zoos!

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Just announced: John Kerry picked John Edwards as his running mate for the upcoming election. This makes me happy.

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First, a poem:

"It's a genuine anteater," the pet man told my dad.
Turns out it was an AUNT-eater and now my uncle's mad.
-Shel Silverstein

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I just found rules for a card game called "Aardvarks Are Our Friends". I want to play. Look at the section called "Things Required". It made me larf.