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What are the greatest television theme songs in history?

My votes:
The Jeffersons
Welcome Back, Kotter

That's all I can think of. Those are the only two that I want to hear now.

Oh, and remember when I was looking for a new job in December/January? I had a good thing going with one company, but the deal fell through when they decided to have the job work out of Boston instead of Chicago. Well, I got a call the other day from their Chicago sales guy and there is an engineering opening in Chicago again. It would be pretty cool and I fit what they're looking for quite well. I'm good with my job here, but I'm always willing to look around, you know. And more money wouldn't kill me, probably.

Fish

If there's one thing that we can all agree on, whether we be liberal or conservative, Japanese or gaijin, skinny or fat, Gretzky or Howe, Creamy or crunchy, etc. and so on, it is this:

Abe Vigoda is the coolest person ever to walk the face of the planet.

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I have composed a poem, and I would like to share it with you. I call it...

The Theme to Sanford and Son by Joey Hemlock

doom doom doom doom DOOOM (hik-koooooom! hik koooooom!).
Hroock hroock shroock shroock hrooooooock, hoo-hrooooooock.

Wah-wah-wah WAHDAH! Wah-wah WAHDAH WAHDAH DAH!
Wah-wah WAHDAH, Wah-wah WAHDAH WAHDAH DAH!
Waddah wah-wah wah-wah whup-whuuuuuuup waaaaaaaaaah.
Wah wah wah wupWAAAAAH! WupWAAAAAAH! WupWAAAAAAH! WupWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Flah-dah-dah! DUM DUM DUM! (wahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
FLAH! (bah! b'buh-KAH bah!) Bah... Bah... Bah.
bah-Flah-dah-dah; DUM DUM DUM! (wahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
FLAH-fl-flah! Flah flah, Bwah, bwah, bwah

Wah-wah-wah WAHDAH! Wuh-wuh WAHDAH WAHDAH DAH! Wah-wah BAHDAH-BAHDAH BAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAHM...

FLOWM! kerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaby kiwi!

(And some baaaaaaaaaaby chimpanzees for good measure.

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I'm going to do a March-Madness style bracket to determine the coolest person ever. Please nominate a few people. I need 64 total to make it happen, so nominate away! We're talking ALL-TIME, so be sure to include the ancient cool like Tycho Brahe, Buddha, Dr. Seuss, etc. Also feel free to nominate the fictional cool like Hong Kong Phooey, etc.

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