May. 16th, 2004

markjwilder: (Stars upon thars)
I'm assuymoing that there was a pool yto determine when the first itme that I would puke from drinking too much would be. Wghomever had May 15, 2004, would be the winner. I'm grateful that I did it OUTSIDE of the bar, into a trash recepticle.

I wen to a nice nice place for dinner. A pl,ace call Wildfire, where I had a yummy rare Strip steak and shared a bottle of wine with my girlfriend and a friend. Really, it was just my girlfriend and I; the friend had very little. I'm impressdd that I used a semicolon correctly when I'm druink.

Not happy with my level of drunkenness or the fact that it was "only" midnight, I went to my favorite bar, The Lyon's Den, and drank, well, too much. fouir or five pints of Goose Island beer plus a few shots of Don Julio tequila. Yummy. But it determined to be too much for my precious little tunmmy, so *braaaaaaaap* in the trash caan outside of the bar. There aws no one arounfd to make fune of me. Yay!

And now, I'm telling you about it. Ain't you licky?

I'm bringing my girlfriend to at least some of the ChiDoipe activities. Saturday night, at least for a little while, for suer. Yay!

Admit it, you love me. I'll do a poll so you can admit it in private so no one else knows that you love a pukey drunk.

[Poll #294047]

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