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And William Hung? WILLIAM HUNG? Don't even get me started on William Hung. It's not him that my problem with, it's the level of celebrity that the stupid fucking American Idol audience has put on that brain-dead tone-deaf fucker. PLEASE GIVE ME MORONIC CRAP. That's what you're saying when you buy his CD or watch that show or go to those stupid fucking movies. I AM INCAPABLE OF BEING ENTERTAINED UNLESS PEOPLE ARE BEING EMBARRASSED FOR ME. Please try to make someone shit their pants on live television. THINK OF THE DVD SALES. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE WATCH THAT SHIT? IT'S CRAP. With liberty and schadenfreude for all. OR AT LEAST THE SCHADENFREUDE. I can't believe that people I like enjoy that shit. I can't believe people that I like want to reelect Bush. I'm about to get all fight club and start punching myself in the head. OH, SORRY, I JUST RUINED THE ENDING FOR YOU. THE WHOLE BRAD PITT CHARACTER WAS MADE UP. A FIGMENT OF THE IMAGINATION. HE BEAT HIMSELF UP AND PEOPLE THOUGHT "hey, he's kinda cool". NO, I TOTALLY BUY IT. THIS WHOLE FUCKING WORLD IS SO MOTHERFUCKING STUPID THAT I WANT TO PUNCH IT IN THE FACE. Fuck you. Suck my cock.