Hello. I'm starving. My company shut down our cafeteria and the new vending machines don't come until tomorrow or Wednesday, so I'mma just have to go on with the starving. My saving grace is knowing that I will have Moonpies&trade. delivered to my desk within the next hour. Why? Because Kimmerly is beautiful and wonderful and bought me the greatest present in the history of mankind: a Moonpie™ mug full of miniature Moonpies&trade. She is my sugar-coated moonpie and I love her to the tiniest little bits and pieces.
The company who sent out the gift was stupid and sent ME the confirmation e-mail, too, thereby ruining what would have been the best surprise EVER.
Other than that, there is nothing new to report. Well, actually there IS something new to report, but I'm choosing not to report it. So there!
The company who sent out the gift was stupid and sent ME the confirmation e-mail, too, thereby ruining what would have been the best surprise EVER.
Other than that, there is nothing new to report. Well, actually there IS something new to report, but I'm choosing not to report it. So there!