Mine eyes have seen the miracle of baaaaaaby hippos...

I've now had my contact lenses in my eyes continuously for about 10 hours or so. That'd be a record. Of course, much of that was sleepy time. They actually don't bother me much now except that my eyes are uber-dry. I have some eye drops, and I'm trying not to use them every five minutes. You know what feels REALLY good? Closing my eyes. Mmmmmm.

Fifteen Word Movie Review by JoeyHemlock
Miracle - Very well-done sports movie, hurt by the fact that the ending was known all along. Three Stars

And, of course, ( baaaaaaaaaaaaaby hippo )

Elsie the Trend-setting Moo-Cow

There's a new fad, apparently. Kitties are clamoring to look like my kitty, the greatest kitty ever, Elsie "Moo-Cow" Fong-Torres. You want proof?

Poll. Or a pollish survey. Or a pollic survey.

[Poll #253089]

Poem of the day

In a hospital bed, on the outskirts of town
Lay an old gray man in a soiled white gown.
His hair is all wispy, his eyes are all blank
His breath came in spurts from an oxygen tank.
The nurse hovered near, and so did the reaper
But which had the number to his private beeper?
Should he lie there forever, with a tube up his nose,
And his pee-pee and poo-poo slipping out through a hose?
Or shall he be released to float towards the light,
Like a wee baby dove-ling, or a really good kite?

-Untitled, by David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel, and Derrick Smalls