Build a little baby hippo nest in your soul.

There will be no pictures of baaaaaaaby hippos today. Truth is that I just think y'all are coming to rely on the baby hippos too much. There are going to be times when baby hippo can't be there for you. You need to find other ways to be happy, like the happiness you get from a good book or a particularly festive episode of Kate and Ally...

Look, I know you love baby hippo. I know that baby hippo makes you feel better. It makes me feel better, too. But don't make baby hippo your emotional crutch, huh? Just try to remember that you're a good person and that people like you. I like you. And, yes, baby hippo likes you, too. And baby hippo will come back for you. Baby hippo will find you, just like that Daniel Day-Lewis character in that movie about the last of the Mohican indians ... the name of the movie escapes me right now.

Movie Reviews

Fifteen Word Movie Reviews by Joey Hemlock

City of God - One of the best movies of recent years. Well-paced, well-acted, stylish and captivating. SEE IT! Four Stars

Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World - Nice scenes of the ship battles. Good performances, story somewhat predictable. Could have been shorter. Three stars

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What is it with you, anyway?

Some people have asked me, "JoeyMark? What is it with the baaaaaaby hippo thing?". As I explained yesterday, it's just a feel-good thing. Baby hippos make everyone feel better.

Then they ask me, "JoeyMark? What about the walrus thing? What is it with the waaaaaaaalrus thing?". Well, that's just me being weird.

Sorry, womens!

I know that there are a line of womens out there waiting to be my Valentine. But, I'm sorry. I am the exclusive valentine of eirinngrace this year. She's nice.