Not a good sign.

So, I was dreaming I had pocket tens and flopped a full boat (with Kings), so I went all-in on my alarm clock. I'm pretty sure it was going off for a couple minutes as I was thinking about how to play it.

For your calendar:

Those of Chicago should not be forgetting that tomorrow is the day of Stevie Wonder from Tributosaurus at the lounge of Martyrs'. Yes, their website has a grammatical error; they're musicians, not English majors.

Current Music: Well strip the bark right of the tree and just hand it this way... Don't even need a drink of water to make this headache go away!

Elephant rankings

You know what album I like? Elephant from White Stripes. It's a really really good album and I like it a bunch. Therefore I have chosen it as the third album where I will rank the tracks in their order of preference (the first two were Tenacious D's eponymous album, and Steely Dan's Decade).

JoeyMark's Order of Preference of the Tracks on White Stripes' Elephant CD:

1. Seven Nation Army (Track 1)


2. Girl, You Have No Faith in Medicine (Track 13)


3. I Just Don't Know What to Do With Myself (Track 4)


4. You've Got Her in Your Pocket (Track 7)


5. It's True That We Love One Another (Track 14)


6. There's No Home for You Here (Track 3)


7. The Hardest Button to Button (Track 9)


8. The Air Near My Fingers (Track 12)


9. In the Cold, Cold Night (Track 5)


10. Hypnotize (Track 11)


11. I Want to Be the Boy to Warm Your Mother's (Track 6)


12. Ball and Biscuit (Track 8)


13. Black Math (Track 2)


14. Little Acorns (Track 10)

Two quick things: Firstly, I wouldn't reorder this CD. It has a good flow of speed and style as it is. Secondly, the hardest button to button is the vent button of a long sleeve shirt; the one that's by the wrist of your dominant hand.

Psst.

( PSSSSSSSST! )