Fuck.

Effexor withdrawals suck. I'm dizzy, confused, easily agitated, distracted, easily depressed... and then the Effexor withdrawal on top of that! I think I'm going to have to bite the bullet and pay three times as much as I should and get it at a local pharmacy instead of waiting for my fucking mail-order pharmacy to get their poop in a group. It's either that or spend the whole weekend and conceivably most of next week this way.

Meme for youyou.

I'm starting a meme. If you don't like it, I cordially invite you to print it out, roll the printout up into a tight little cylinder, and jam it up your ass. MWAH!

If you were to be reincarnated as a (non-human) animal, what would your top ten (or five, or three, or one, or twenty) choices be?

1. Aardvark - Big bald ears, big furry body, claws made for a-diggin', and a long snout for improved access to yummy ants.


2. Walrus - I've got the fat thing down as well as the fuzzy whiskers. Add good swimming and big-ass tusks, and you've got yourself a deal!


3. Flying Squirrel - Mmm, those acorns sure were yummy. But alas, I have eaten them all out of this tree. Should I scramble down to the ground, and then up another tree? Fuck that; I'll FLY over there! Zooooooooooooom! (stacis: Imagine that I said that with a Mitch Hedburg accent, because that is how I was thinkin' it.)


4. Echidna - It'd be cool to look like a hedgehog but with a big nose. They're probably just Jewish hedgehogs and control the hedgehog media. Plus, when you're a baby you'd look like that musician guy from the Star Wars Cantina (see below).


5. Dung Beetle - The best Discovery Channel show I ever saw was about the dung beetle. It's a beetle that takes elephant dung and uses it to feed the eggs of their young. I don't know which is more fascinating: that there exists an animal is to use elephant shit for the sole purpose of making babies that will also use elephant shit, or that there are TWO varieties of dung beetle, one which digs through the shit and digs a hole under it and pulls the poop behind it, and another which rolls the doody up into a giant ball of fecal glory and rolls it off into the grass for its baby-making purposes. I would be a dung beetle politician named N'Doogu (Afrikaans for "Jerry") and I would lead my beetles to bigger and better poop piles. There will be small statues erected in my honor. Small statues made of elephant bidness.


6. White Crested Black Polish Chicken - I dig the funky hairfeathers, man. I'd be named Jerry, which is Chicken for "N'doogu".


7. Turkey Vulture - They're just pretty, is all. I want to be pretty, too.


8. Cuttlefish - Cuttlefish have these tiny sacs of color in their skin. They can, at will, constrict or relax muscles that can flatten these sacs of color, allowing them to almost instantly change their color to match their surroundings. They're really cool. Plus, when I die, a parakeet can use my bone to help with it's digestion. If I can't be a cuttle fish, I'll also take the big scary angler fish or a seahorse. Ooh! Leafy seadragon! Leafy seadragon!


9. Grizzly Bear - RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR! And fresh salmon!


10. Some sort of monkey - Yeah, we all want to be a monkey, if for no other reason than the poop-throwing.

Separated at birth?: Baby Echidna and Max Rebo (musician at the Cantina in Star Wars)

I'm being super-entertaining today. How 'bout tossing a comment my way, huh?

My favorite of the M&Ms™ flavors.

1. Plain M&Ms™


2. Peanut M&Ms™


3. Pork M&Ms™


4. Pot M&Ms™


5. Crispy M&Ms™


6. Extra Tasty Crispy M&Ms™


7. Deep-Fried M&Ms™


8. Obsession M&Ms™ by Calvin Klein


9. Crunchy Frog M&Ms™ (formerly Crunchy Raw Unboned Real Dead Frog M&Ms™)


10. Venezuelan Beaver Cheese M&Ms™


11. Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencal manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and M&Ms™


12. Pre-peeled M&Ms™


13. Hand-made M&Ms™ made by the artesian confectioners of the Upper Volga River Basin


14. Tequila-Lime M&Ms™


15. Atkins-approved M&Ms™