An invite for my Chicago peeps.

Hello. Hey Chicago peeps (AND TIBBAY the birthday girl!). One of my favorite bands, The Ghettobillies, are playing next weekend (Saturday, the 17th of January, in the two-thousand and fourth year of our lord) at one of my favorite venues, The Lyons Den. You should go see them with me. I'm inviting my friend Tish who also likes them. stacis will also be there with some guests. So YOU should come, too! You know you want to.

* insert picture of raised middle finger here *

You know what I hate? Online dating sites. I guess the type of girl I'm looking for isn't remotely interested in my type. But it'll hit me when I least expect it . Although, to be honest, it HAS been hitting me when I least expect it. It just hasn't been hitting the GIRL, you see. Cupid needs to shoot his little arrow BOTH ways. Cupid's a fucking asshole. If I ever get a hold of that fucker, I'mma cut off his wings, deep fry 'em, and coat 'em with butter and hot sauce.