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On M&Ms and other shit.
Nov. 7th, 2003 11:47 amAnd another thing: M&M's were better when they were brown, tan, orange, yellow, and green. None of this stupid-ass red and blue shit.
And, really, if I find the person or persons responsible for the blue sweet-tarts, I'mma stab 'em in the eye with a fork.
Speaking of eye-stabbing, on Wednesday I'll see Stabby McForkineye for the first time since she set me up and tore me down. It'll be fun. My plan is to not mention it at all and let her avoid me all night and be uncomfortable all night, but because I'm a pathetic dickweed I'm sure I'll do something stupid instead. And her coworker, who may get a thwapping with a spoon but won't suffer any permanent ocular damge, is now actively looking for a boyfriend who apparently meets the rigid qualifications of "not Mark". Because I'm all wonderful and great and everything but GOD NO you don't want to date meu but I'm wonderful and sweet (SWEET LIKE A FOX!) and I'll find someone soon. On Herman's Head (a show which I'd buy on dvd, incidentally), Herman once said "Women like sweet, they just won't sweep with it." Not that I think that applies. God no. I just remember an obsure quote from an obscure show in case it comes up on Jeopardy someday. Maybe I should spend more time in the blind-person wing of the head trauma ward.
Let me also add that I spent the night with coworker #2 a couple years back and I made her come so many times that I thought her head was going to pop off. I had my fingers stuffed inside of her for half the night. She didn't really even touch me.
In good news, Ianna the Intrigue is all fixed and hopefully beautiful again. I'll pick her up this afternoon.
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And, really, if I find the person or persons responsible for the blue sweet-tarts, I'mma stab 'em in the eye with a fork.
Speaking of eye-stabbing, on Wednesday I'll see Stabby McForkineye for the first time since she set me up and tore me down. It'll be fun. My plan is to not mention it at all and let her avoid me all night and be uncomfortable all night, but because I'm a pathetic dickweed I'm sure I'll do something stupid instead. And her coworker, who may get a thwapping with a spoon but won't suffer any permanent ocular damge, is now actively looking for a boyfriend who apparently meets the rigid qualifications of "not Mark". Because I'm all wonderful and great and everything but GOD NO you don't want to date meu but I'm wonderful and sweet (SWEET LIKE A FOX!) and I'll find someone soon. On Herman's Head (a show which I'd buy on dvd, incidentally), Herman once said "Women like sweet, they just won't sweep with it." Not that I think that applies. God no. I just remember an obsure quote from an obscure show in case it comes up on Jeopardy someday. Maybe I should spend more time in the blind-person wing of the head trauma ward.
Let me also add that I spent the night with coworker #2 a couple years back and I made her come so many times that I thought her head was going to pop off. I had my fingers stuffed inside of her for half the night. She didn't really even touch me.
In good news, Ianna the Intrigue is all fixed and hopefully beautiful again. I'll pick her up this afternoon.
[Poll #201794]
