Fried things

Two things I'd like to cook for myself soon are deep-fried dill pickles and deep-fried candy bars.

A variation on a recurring theme

[Poll #123124]

Part One

Okay, these are the questions you would have asked me to get the answers you gave me. Keep in mind that these are from your perspective, so "I" or "me" refers to you and "you" refers to me. Got it? Okay then:

• postmoderngirl - Have you ever tried anally fisting anyone?


• eight_fifteen - What was your favorite plane name in Memphis Belle?


• adpaz - What did Rapunzel look like?


• mannyvision - How close to eight_fifteen would you like to be?


• hamadryad - How many times have you been to a zoo?


• karlgrenze - How many times will you answer this question?


• tkeana - What's the cubed root of 1,225,043?


• zyada - What do you wish you could have to drink with your lunch, what do you want for dinner, and what's a television show you've never watched?


• bristlesage - What did you do when that mutant tater tot tried to kill you?


• enderw25 - If you were to invent a three-man tag team for the WWE, what would they be like?


• maxoverride - Do you ever think about hamadryad's butt?


• xjetgirlx - I have a question in three parts: What is the most confusing item at a coffee shop, what do you call a collection of cloves, and who do you think will win this year's "World's Strongest Man" competition?


• kaf - What German city and/or Ralph Ellison novel would you like to visit/read, and when would you like to do it?


• amsjb - What is the title of the screenplay you're working on?


• diane2001 - If you were going to wrestle zette in a vat of something, what would you choose?


• sadillac - When did you realize that you weren't THAT smart?


• nymysys - If I gave you a choice of the defeat of G.W. Bush in the next election, a new car, a Stipula Duetto fountain pen, a bar of gold, or naked pictures of me, which would you choose?


• anamorphic - What are the first three things you'd get for yourself if you had the ultimate power of hypnotism?


• burnmeup - Have you ever masturbated using ice cream toppings?

(no subject)

More from here.

shannystalker - What are the last two things on the planet that you haven't had erotic thoughts about?
edwardina - What are your plans for this weekend?
pucette - What is Jerry Garcia's occupation?
lucyshoe - How do the clocks run in SometimesCrazyLand?
passenger68 - How many copies will Andrew Antone's album sell?
ilwitchgrrl - What happened when you put too much wasabi on your sushi?

What we have here is a failure to commuicate.

you know, I did that little thing I did all screwed up from what y'all thought, i think. I was thinking that the answers you gave me would be MY answers, and the questions were the questions you would have asked to get me to say taht answer. I think most of y'all thought it was that they were YOUR answers to the questions I provided. Which would have been a better way to do it (and is what could be implied from the way I worded the poll question).

Anyway, my point is this: I am doofy.

More answers.

From here:

• serendipityjct - Am I beautiful?


• jessica2 -- What are the next three things you're going to go nuts collecting?


• drainbead -- How long has it been since you've masturbated while thinking of me?


• spacemouse - What makes Panera's French Onion Soup so good?


• davew0071 - Why did my ice cream fall of of the cone when i tried to bite it?


• javamaven1 - What do edwardina's farts smell like?