Obscure pop culture reference that only tangentially has anything to do with the post.

Greeting. Statement of the quality of day so far. Update on reading progress of Current Book or Play. Short statement of pleasure or displeasure with the book in lieu of analysis.

Discussion of latest obsessive hobby. Display of disgust over cost of said hobby. Expression of dismay over current financial situation and/or credit rating. Implication of continued spending on hobby.

Review of Artsy Movie That I Saw - Ten-word description of plot. Statement about what I liked. Statement about what I didn't like as much. Reference to fuckability of female performers. Statement of rating that doesn't seem to jive with the like/dislike statements. Recommentation of Another Movie in addition/instead.

Angry yet barely-informed reference to the policies of Bush and his administration. Display of frustration over the current world situation. Assignment of blame to Bush or other GOP politician.

Reference to females and female anatomy. References to oral stimulation of said anatomy. Realization and statement of depression caused by thinking about females and their anatomy. Reference to anti-depressant medication and/or therepy. Statement of belief that I should really have a girl. Self-depricating comments. False statement that pity is not desired.

Thinly disguised (or undisguised) pleas for comments and/or text messages. Made up words and sounds to make me sound jovial.