Roman Numerals by The Frantics

(This probably plays a lot better in the audio version, but I thought I'd transcribe it for you anyway...)

Flavius: Ave, Merchent Avia, I have come to purchase a quantity of your famous Sumerian pepper.
Avia: Et salve, Citizen Flavius, you are in luck! We are having a sale today! Sumerian pepper will only cost you forty-four talons.
F: Forty-Four... Oh, no, don't tell me that you too are converting to decimal!
A: Well, it is the law, citizen!
F: But what is wrong with Roman numerals? It it foolish to convert when we are used to the old ways...
A: No, no, the decimal system is easier! ( Read the Rest )