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I don't feel like talking about my boring little life, so you just get a top ten list today:

Top Ten Belly-Laugh Comedy Movies

1. Dr. Strangelove - I don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up.
   
2. Young Frankenstein - What knockers!
   
3. Life of Brian - I'm not oppressing you, Stan -- you haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
   
4. Airplane! - Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em, Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
   
5. The Jerk - I'm gonna bounce back and when I do I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke.
   
6. Arsenic and Old Lace - Insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops.
   
7. Slap Shot - She underlines the fuck scenes for ya?
   
8. Wallace and Grommit: The Wrong Trousers - Ah, but I do like a bit of gorgonzola!
   
9. The Hudsucker Proxy - You know, for kids.
   
10. Clerks - Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
    

That's it for today. I love you all (with special smooches for Sapphycakes)!