A movie so bad that not even Halle Berry's breasts can save it...

So I saw Swordfish tonight. It was a festering pile of stinking dog crap. There are SO many bad things to this film, I don't know where to begin. The very basic outline of the movie could be made into a decent flick, but the details are just stupid. I didn't like the directors styles (he switched back-and-forth so much). He wanted to be hip, but it was just annoying. The motivation of the Hugh Jackman character was dumb. The score was TERRIBLE, oh my God was it bad. And so much obvious product placement for Dell. Vinnie Jones had one line all movie, and Don Cheadle's talent was just wasted. Travolta was just an asshole and I don't know what the fuck Halle Berry was trying to get across. But I will say this: she has a great body (though a bit on the skinny side for me). How they talked her into going topless for the first time for this garbage is beyond me. Her breasts are nicely sized and shaped, with small dark nipples that I'd like to... Sorry, thought this was being sent to Penthouse Letters for a second.

After Swordfish, I went to see Moulin Rouge again. It refreshed my belief in the magic of movies. The beautiful Ms. Sapphycakes happened to go see it at the same time I did (albeit 1000 miles away), and she loved it too. She's got good taste, at least in movies and friends.

Top Ten Actors working today:

1. Morgan Freeman
   
2. Kevin Spacey
   
3. Edward Norton
   
4. Ed Harris
   
5. Mark Wahlberg
   
6. Don Cheadle
   
7. Benicio Del Toro
   
8. John C. Reilly
   
9. William H. Macy
   
10. Denzel Washington