2004-03-02

markjwilder: (Hippo RAWR!)
2004-03-02 10:00 am

Nothing of importance.

On Saturday, my friends Karen and Clare got me The Albino Bowler. It kicks all ll ass. They also got me a fortune fish, which makes me think of [livejournal.com profile] anamorphic.

If I'm a little hungry this afternoon, I think I'll have a mini MOOOOOOONPIE! Because I have Moon pies. Because I rock that way, and because Kimmerly loves me.

I was going to get a tattoo today in honor of Dr. Seuss' 100th birthday (a plain-bellied sneetch and a star-bellied sneetch holding hands), but I'm not going to. I don't really have the money for it. I also have another idea for a tattoo based on the cover of Catch-22 (just the little red man on the jagged blue background).

I may have something exciting to report tomorrow. Then again, I may not.

When it comes down to it, all I know is I don't want to die in Georgia, Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi. Super-jocks, asshole cops, cars on blocks, and dirty hippies.
markjwilder: (Beaker and Bunsen)
2004-03-02 11:19 am
markjwilder: (Hungry Monster)
2004-03-02 01:34 pm

Baaaaaaaaaby moonpie!

The Mini Moonpie™ I'm about to eat has a sell-by date of 16250: H. So at least it's still fresh.

Asian Chicken Salad from Einstein Bros. was the lunch-time winner. They don't have the super-sticky-yummy flat bread with it anymore, though. :(

Also, I think I'm going to give myself a Prince Albert in the bathroom with a paper clip. Why? Why not?! Carpe Deim!